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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:11

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

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From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy